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Jan is a terror to his neighbors. He prowls the streets as a one-man, self-appointed morality patrol. He castigates young Muslim couples he sees holding hands in public, and he badgers acquaintances for shaping their beards into what he disapprovingly calls a "French cut" that frames the mouth. His diatribes can be frightening. Several young men told me they were afraid Jan had friends who could create problems for them or their relatives in Afghanistan or Pakistan. Some feared they might be disowned if Jan got word to their families about their "immoral" living in London.

At a neighborhood restaurant one day I noticed that my waiter looked miserable. Khalil is a clean-shaven, broad-shouldered young Afghan who wears a gold ring in one earlobe. I asked why he was so unhappy, and he told me his story as he cleaned the table and took my order. He said he had been dumped a few days earlier by his girlfriend, a beautiful young Englishwoman. They were out walking when Talib Jan marched up and began denouncing Khalil, threatening to let his family back in Afghanistan know that their son was having a forbidden affair. The girl was frightened by Jan, but more than that, she was furious at Khalil for lying to her: he had told her he was Turkish. She told him they were through.

Now Khalil worries that same routine will be repeated with every girl he meets in London. He's convinced that Jan knows how to find his family in Afghanistan and can make big trouble for him there. "I wanted to marry that girl, but now I have no hope," he told me. "My family lives in the insecure countryside. If I go back and the Taliban know I have an English girlfriend, they will behead me." I asked if he thought Jan was an actual Taliban member. "No," Khalil answered. "He is not with the militias, but he is a big headache for every Afghan who knows him."

As far as I could tell, Jan is an armchair jihadist. I saw no sign that he had direct ties to the Taliban, or that anyone was paying him to proselytize. On the contrary, he works hard to support himself with business deals like buying and selling used cars. I often found him in a little store that sells mobile phones and watches at a London shopping plaza. A crowd of young, bearded men hangs out there: more armchair jihadists. The shop's 35-year-old owner, a Pakistani from Peshawar, loves to show them the latest Taliban videos on his mobile phone, featuring beheadings of alleged anti-Taliban "spies" and ambushes of U.S. forces. When asked if he worried that British authorities might discover his collection of videos, he told me: "If our Taliban brothers can stand up to B-52 bombing and modern U.S. war technology, it would be cowardly of me to be afraid to watch and share their heroic actions."

Brave words, I thought, but still the shopkeeper disturbed me. He was relatively well educated and a former banker, but made no secret of his Islamist leanings. Giving change, he avoids touching a woman's hand. He also tells a chilling tale—maybe true, maybe not—of his days as a radical religious student in Peshawar in the mid-1990s. He claims that he and a group of friends murdered several prostitutes there in what he called a "moral cleansing drive." He warned me against speaking against the Taliban even in London: people's loved ones at home could get hurt, he said darkly.

Jan, too, is always glad to pull out his Bluetooth-enabled mobile phone and share streaming videos of Taliban training camps and Coalition convoys hitting IEDs. He even has Taliban ring tones—fire-and-brimstone sermons and Qur'anic recitals from jihadist mullahs. If you want copies, he'll transfer them to your phone or point you to the right Web site. "I'm winning converts to a holy cause every day," he says. As for the cops, Jan says he's careful to break no laws and claims he's never had problems with the police. They seem to regard him as a deeply religious man, he says, or at least as a harmless eccentric.

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  • Posted By: mallika.e.lucknow @ 05/12/2009 11:31:09 PM

    Arundhati Roy is one of the most unscrupulous, publicity-seeking people I know of. She would be raped and thrown into the gutter if she was a MUSLIM WOMAN IN PAKISTAN. Have you heard of Taslima Nasreen??? She seeked asylum in India but demented Muslims would not let her live in peach there either.



  • Posted By: mallika.e.lucknow @ 05/12/2009 11:27:54 PM

    iffi2go and ghulam muhammad???

  • Posted By: mallika.e.lucknow @ 05/12/2009 11:19:13 PM

    Partly correct. ANP came to power last year for the 2nd time only since 1948. Though they've had numerous power sharing arrangements with coalition partners over the years. Escalation in Taliban activity coincides with this timing. It's part of a larger ISI/military strategy to counter ANP's growing influence in NWFP. The Khan family of ANP was secular, and this built resentment among the socially conservative. It has been traditionally opposed to Pakistan's involvement in Afghanistan and India, and supported US invasion of Afghanistan. Also in the picture is the mohajir MQM-a slightly liberal, aka mohajir version of the taliban, fiercely opposed to Pashtun migration to Karachi. They're basically gangsters involved in killing journalists, judges, organizing kidnappings and land grab scams. Uptil now their policy has been to kill all enemies and switch allegiances to whichever ruling party ---previously Musharraf and now PPP. ANP was planning to organize a strike on May 12 to mark the 2nd anniversary of a very bloody piece of MQM work: the attack, allegedly organized at Musharraf's directive, that killed 48 peaceful demonstrators protesting Justice Chaudhury's sacking in 2007. They called off the strike in solidarity with army forces fighting taliban, and part persuasion by ally PPP, who incidentally is also allied with MQM. What is striking is how ANP was pressured into a peace deal with taliban who consider them supremely vulnerable. It always appears that 'hate-India' is the only reason for the country's survival so far, and Kashmir the only unifying factor among the Punjabis, Mohajirs,Pashtuns, Balochis who all hate each other. Not to mention the age-old shia-sunni battles that plague every Pakistani city. India has been progressing steadily since 1947, but Pakistan keeps deteriorating. Pashtuns and Balochis are really not interested in Kashmir, the Punjabis can be easy-going and tolerant if placated. Ironically it is the mohajir community that is unable to get over their immigration. It is constantly looking for reasons and justifications to hate India and keep the hate alive. Wow...what poisonous hearts and minds!

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