There's an old English folks song, called the "Vicar of Bray" which was about Newt's spiritual predecessor.
"Oh, whatsoever king may reign, still I'll be the Vicar of Bray, sir...."
Newt has no convictions, except that all possible situations can be used to provide him with income and advantage. You have to admire him. Like the cockroach, he is far more adaptable than civilized human beings, whose behavior is circumscribed by principles and scruples.
Still, you have to ask yourself: --why would a human being listen to the opinions of a cockroach? You can pretty much be certain that nothing it advocates will be in YOUR best interest.









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