Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, the latest tax headache for Team Obama, pays $8,000 in back taxes and interest two days before her confirmation hearings as HHS secretary. Score: 6
Fox-affiliate TV reporter Michael Sheehan is accused of drunkenly crashing his car into a police horse, then he blames the horse. Score: 27
Venezuelan beauty queen and reigning Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza visits Guantánamo Bay detention facility and calls it "a relaxing, calm, beautiful place" on a blog. Score: 52