Stand up and identify yourselves as the pond scum that you truly are. You are politicians, we expect that. I know it sounds absurd and too novel or unique to gamble on, but have you investigated this thing called TRUTH. Shock us. Go ahead and announce that your campaign promises are a result of polling and that you have absolutely zero intentions of honoring ANY of them unless it somehow suits your needs. Look the voters straight in the eyes (or camera lens) and admit that you intend to whore yourself out to billionaires, corporations, special interest groups... who ever carries the deepest purse. Stand in a crowd of women and announce that each on is the most beautiful woman ever to walk the earth. Say that you are totally against abortion but you can't get elected while opposing it, so you'll perform them yourself if necessary. Go on record as saying that you oppose same sex marriages but will keep an open mind based upon campain contributions and backing. say you DO think gays and lesbians are snappy dressers. take a chance and shock the nation. stand firmly behind our troops but mention that tyhe VA is overspending it's budget and you hope that more soldiers will integrate into industry and use their company provided insurance. Come right out and state that old people should expect to be sick and dieing isn't so bad, really. You may just find that this 'truth' thing could catch on in a starnge way.









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