After a huge outcry, Apple, the seemingly infallible iPhone maker, yanks an app called "Baby Shaker," a game (of sorts) in which users shake a crying baby until it dies. Score: 18
Illinois Rep. John Shimkus claims that the cap-and-trade portion of Obama's energy plan is a bigger "assault on democracy and freedom" than 9/11 and both wars. Score: 41
Whether you agree or disagree with her views, Miss California was candid and respectful in her remarks opposing gay marriage at the Miss USA pageant. As for judge Perez Hilton, he responded by calling her a "dumb bitch." Score: 53