Deciphering Kim Jong Il

China is the key to this whole thing. We are not handling this situation more aggressively because we don't want to upset China. Sure, Russia does not want us there either, but China is the one with all of the infuence over the North. China needs to be held accountable for the North's actions because it's the Chinese that ultimately allow this non-sense to take place. If the South were the ones causing all of the problems, then it would be the U.S.'s fault. We need to hold China accountable for the North.

The solution to this is really quite simple. We just need to keep him in his box. We need to make it clear to Kim AND his people that ANY provacative act by North Korea against ANY nation in the region will be met with an overwhelming response by us. If they sink so much as one South Korean, US, or Japanese ship, they will loose their ENTIRE navy! If so much as ONE missile strikes ANYWHERE in the region we will flatten the launch complex and every other military base in the North. If they launch a nuclear attach on ANYONE, we will totally destroy the country with whatever weapon we choose to use. The only bad thing about nuking North Korea is that the fall out would drift towards Japan. Oh wait, I know, we air burst the warheads. That way there is minimal fallout. PROBLEM SOLVED!!

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are u nder assault, we'll help provide them
security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U. N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
I'll bet you ANY WAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Screaming; dude, we have no enemies..we just need to blindly follow BO in our hands across the water. Fidel and Raul responded so well to that, huh? Now yet another "mess" created by this inept President that our troops will suffer for. He just does not have the lifes experience to "get" foreigh affairs. In a related story:

BREAKING NEWS: New Haven, Connecticut. May 28, 2009

Four old white guys and an albino frog perished in an apartment fire late yesterday evening. It appears the fire broke out due to an unattended crack pipe. New Haven first responders; Ladder 6, reached the apartment building within 6 minutes of the 911 call. However, it was determined that the 5 firefighters of Ladder 6 unit did not meet the Affirmative Action quotas of the city of New Haven and that even though Ladder 6 did have two women in the unit; those first on the scene could not reach a ???best conclusion??? on how to deal with the blaze because they did not possess the wisdom or richness of experiences and had not lived life.

Al Sharpton immediately called for a more politically correct team to extinguish the blaze. Meanwhile, protester Fawn Rosenberg, acknowledged that the occupants were crack addicts and deserved the full benefit of drug treatment and intervention. Inpatient treatment had been denied the old white guys because their recent urine tests were flawed.

I have to disagree with desertgeo...it is not the chinese's responsibility nor their place to influence other country's policy...if you look at China's past, they have never been influencing any countries policies nor do they think they should at all...unlike the US, we try to put our hands in everything in the name of national security and interest...China sure is also a communist country, but their policies is never the same as the North Koreans, and I believe that no country would like to have their neighbors armed with nuclear weapons, not us not them either...the North Koreans continuous threats to the world is only based on one thing and one thing alone, for US and the UN to cave in, by giving them food and money.

look at the poor pathetic "leader". Ha! This dumb-a** country needs a good spanking. The group that is coming into power will simply swat their leader aside. They want, and will get, the lower half back.

Time for the Obama to "put the hurt on North Korea" and quit talking. OR - Is the Obama administration "soft" ??

Is why everyone so mad at Uncle Kim? Is only have good time. Is have style, too. Is sexy bastard haircut, is dress like how you say "pimp".

We continue to miss the obvious.

We need to arrange for the death of the dear leader at first opportunity.

Find a proxy who wants power within his circle, kill him and move our man into power.

Then in a few years we kill the new one.

During this period we begin a revolutionary movement we then support that wants to reunite the continent under democratic ideals.

Assassination is preferable to nuclear war, and FAR more cost effective.