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  • Posted By: donaldrex @ 11/14/2009 6:26:00 PM

    40Year.R:
    Since you claim to know so much about this paule, you certainly also know how easy you areeverybody does

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    Paulejb was a legend. He smoked you so many times you could be a cured ham. He owned you like the Yankees own the majors. He would hit you so hard that your mother felt it. He rang your bell so many times that you could be a church steeple. He walked all over you like you were a door mat. He cleaned your clock so often that Greenwich Mean Time is based on you. He cooled your jets so that you could never get off the ground.

    If your encounters with him were a boxing match the referee would have called a TKO on you in the first minute of the first round. If they were a chess match you would have been checkmated in 4 moves. If it were water polo you would have drowned. If it were football the score would have been paulejb 408 to 40YR's 0.

    In short, you are a thousand time loser and you never once laid a glove on the legend. 

    And that my friends is the story of paulejb and 40YearR. 

  • Posted By: 40Year.R @ 11/13/2009 3:33:56 AM

    Since you claim to know so much about this paule, you certainly also know how easy you are

    everybody does

  • Posted By: donaldrex @ 11/12/2009 11:00:41 PM

    40Year.R:
    Well ok, let's recycle. O Lord, please give me paule for a nemesis. He's so easy.

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    If he was so easy, why are you no longer claiming to be 1. a republican 2. a lawyer 3. a doctor, 4. a mortgage broker 5. a bank officer or 6. a Lothario? It would seem like paulejb subdued your enthusiastic imagination quite a bit. It would seem he exposed all your little fantasies for the whole Newsweek audience to see. I'll bet you miss him a lot.

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