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Fasnacht, 25, of Janesville, Minn., was killed June 8, 2005, by an IED while leading his platoon in a combat patrol in Anbar province.


Marine Maj. Megan M. McClung
Oct. 11, 2006

(McClung had this e-mail exchange with her father, who had been asked to send her a toy penguin for the Marine Corps Marathon. A Marine tradition calls for a penguin to be awarded to the last person to cross the finish line.)

Dad: Paul the Penguin moved out today at 1337 hours in accordance with orders. He will report to GySGtMcMeen as soon as government transportation is available. As he did not volunteer, he has requested special handling and a sand-free diet. His preference is for anchovies, but he will make do with baby herring if anchovies are not available. His preferred bath water is salt and at a mean temperature of 34 degrees Fahrenheit. Since he is accustomed to long day/long night cycle, he would prefer a room with black-out curtains. He does not salute indoors unless he is under arms!"

Megan: That is excellent news. GySgtMcMeen standing by to receive Paul. Due to the strict adherence to naming conventions at the Ready First this operation has been designated Operation. Additionally, the Wing requests to know if Paul the Pengid has received a call sign? Love you-meg

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