I'm sorry, but I like "Three Stooges/M*A*S*H/Two and a Half Men/Keith Olbermann," so I have to go with this: really "troop supporter," the "right to bare arms?" Not the arms I see at work! Leave them covered up! All that flab dangling . . . don't these women bowl? At least one arm would be firm. However, surprise, surprise, many Dems (of which I'm one), do believe in the Second Amendment. Again, I'm sorry, but I just had to go for the "pull my finger" joke.
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