NEWSMAKERS

Even starlets deserve sympathy on occasion, so congrats, Lindsay Lohan: you've finally got ours. Last week the actress's Mercedes was rammed--intentionally, police believe--by a van driven by paparazzo Galo Ramirez, 24. (She was unhurt.) He was chasing her, she tried to hail a cop, so, allegedly, he smashed into her car to stop her. This, go figure, only attracted the attention of the police. And how sweet is this? Someone else got the coveted snapshot.

--Devin Gordon

Meditate on This

This October, actor and Buddhist Lama Steven Seagal is releasing an album, "Songs From The Crystal Cave." Five things you didn't know about his musical career:

He studied with Albert Collins and Lightnin' Hopkins.

His manager worked with Kiss.