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"What do you mean?" Kerry asked.

"Well, look," Heinz said. "John, if you win, you're the president of the United States. That's pretty f---ed up."

Kerry, smiling, nodded tentatively. "Yeah, all right."

"And if you lose," Heinz continued, "I'm not even going to tell you how f---ed up that is."

Kerry's cheeks, perched plump above a toothy grin, sank into an empty expression. "That's it," he said. "That's enough of that."

There were some places you didn't go with Kerry.

© 2004

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