SPONSORED BY:

NEWSMAKERS

 

Email To A Friend

Please fill in the following information and we'll email this link.

Separate multiple addresses with commas

SPONSORED BY
 

Are you scared of flying at all?

I used to love flying. But I've taken so many flights and they've all gone so seamlessly, I'm starting to get nervous. You know when you do that you kind of jinx yourself.

You used to work at McDonald's, right?

Yes, I was the drive-through girl. You're dealing with starving people, so they're bound to get a little bit violent sometimes. They'd throw change at me.

But aren't you a vegetarian?

No. I was for a couple years, but I just got so tired. I fell asleep during a Chris Rock concert once--I was, like, front row, center--and after that I said, "I've got to go back on meat." I need some iron. But I try to stay away from the baby animals.

Label

Newsweek Top Stories
Visions of a Decade
Visions of a Decade

From 2000-2009, one photo per month.

The Failure of Copenhagen
The Failure of Copenhagen

Why there could be a silver lining in a failed climate treaty.

Sex Scandals of the 2000s
Sex Scandals of the 2000s

From John Edwards to Mark Sanford, the decade's memorable affairs.

118 Days in Hell
118 Days in Hell

A NEWSWEEK journalist recounts his captivity in Iran.

Discuss

Sponsored by

My Take

Customize the NEWSWEEK homepage
to feature your favorite columnists.

Customize Now