lets talk about something important.
Yesterday JK Rowling revealed to a little girl that Dumbledore was gay and there has been a huge debate on whether this was wrong and what kind of precedent it sets. Hmmm...
Thank God, this is important information - but not enough detail. Was Dumbledore dealing, or biting the pillow? Did he smoke the pipe or lay it? C'mon, we need to know these things about our heroes of children's fiction. I'll bet there was some beastiality going on with all those animagi (animaguses?) running around, don't tell me Peter Petigrew didn't get bent over a cheese wheel more than once. And how about the prison sex? Don't you think Sirius Black did it doggy style for cigarettes or candy bars?
Lets discuss what kind of sex toys Dumbledore had in his office. Snape may have had a thing for Lily Potter but that was before Dumbledore unleashed the the worst of the Unforgivable Curses. ANAL TORTURIO!









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