Some Strange Spring Break

"What about Jamaica?"

"We just decided we can't leave the country. We're going to take everybody to Disney World."

"We would never go to Disney World. If I were a terrorist, it's the first place I'd think of."

"Don't touch anything metal on the beach."

"I appreciate that you love that T shirt. But I think that T shirt will send the wrong message to security if they search your bags."

"This isn't the time to joke around with the flight attendants."