Some Strange Spring Break

"How can I complain? My sister's daughter is spending the year in Israel."

"I don't really believe the give peace a chance decal is just to make it easier to find your bag on the carousel."

"I wouldn't go to Paris if you paid me."

"She said, 'Mom, we're going to this crummy little place on the Gulf to tan and party.' And you know what? That sounded fine to me."

"Does anybody know how Mexico voted on the U.N. resolution?"

"I'm afraid if we stay home the kids will just watch the war on television."