Some Strange Spring Break

"I can't imagine that anyone would bother to bomb Club Med."

"Isn't Club Med owned by the French?"

"God, remember how easy this all used to be?"

"Don't you think the Caribbean is apolitical enough to be safe?"

"Can you imagine? A class trip to Washington? All the parents got together and said, 'I don't think so.' I wouldn't go to Washington right now if you paid me."

"We can't afford to travel anywhere this year anyhow."