Some Strange Spring Break

"If anyone gives you a hard time because you're an American, just walk away."

"If anyone gives you a hard time because you're an American, just mention Normandy."

"If anyone gives you a hard time because you're an American, just punch his lights out."

"No Perrier, no Evian. That's how I feel. Thank God for California wines."

"Do you think people will think it's offensive if I order a kamikaze?"

"I know you bought that bathing suit last year, but there's something about camouflage that's really inappropriate right now. And provocative. Not sexually provocative, politically provocative."