Chuck and Huck: GOP's Delta Force?

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  • Posted By: jaydee1943 @ 12/02/2007 10:22:49 PM

    The Rapture wingnuts have nowhere to go. In the past they could count on the GOP to throw them a bone in exchange for enough votes to put the Republicans over the top. But a funny thing happened under Bush II, He too became a Christian Nut Job, and Karl's plan went south. The result is that only those who believe, "every word of the bible" can be anointed with a spot on the Republican ticket.

    Just like the last election in Colorado when all the Christian wackos were sent packing, the entire nation will follow the same pattern in 2008.

    I would not bet twenty-five cents against twenty-five grand on the Republican nominee this time around.

    • Posted By: bandit97118 @ 12/05/2007 10:43:29 AM

      Keep talking its people like that is gonna achieve something the politicians are having a hard time doing and thats bring the christian base and the republican base back together. besides contrary to what the major media voices tell you it was emmigration and the republican globalist attitudes and bushes failure to use his veto pen that beat the republicans last time around.Keep dreaming

  • Posted By: vegasbjack @ 12/05/2007 10:42:52 AM

    According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

  • Posted By: level110 @ 12/03/2007 3:32:44 PM

    Didn't Chuck Norris get his @#$ kicked by Bruce Lee? If Chuck Norris the the new face for republicans, then long live the Democrats. Chuck Norris made cheese Vietnam Films, which he didn't serve. Bad Delta Force movies, which again he did not serve. A bunch of cheesy Z-Movies. Joe Piscopo made his movie "Side Kicks" into a half-way decent movie. There has to be someone better. Hang it up Texas Ranger.

    • Posted By: txvtr @ 12/05/2007 9:14:04 AM

      Chuck Norris did serve in the USAF in Korea. Where do you think he learned karate?


      • Posted By: bandit97118 @ 12/05/2007 10:36:14 AM

        I did not know this thanks

    • Posted By: bandit97118 @ 12/05/2007 9:48:23 AM

      If all you can attack chuck for is his martial arts,Then you are probably a couch potatoe who watches sports.chuck is a national and international champion and you know nothing about the hard work it takes to achieve the speed and form it takes to get thier.All I hear from most of you is jealous grammer school insults because you fear chuck is gonna unite the divided republican base ,divided I might say is because the media on both sides ,yes even fox is trying to push the republican party to the left ,espeacially on social issues.

  • Posted By: heraldo58 @ 12/05/2007 10:33:05 AM

    A man with Ideals and vision is the type of hero that our generation needs. Mr. norris is alot diffrent from the so call heros that are out there getting our kid into gangas and drugs because these people are not heros they are thugs,. Chuck had to be tempered in fire,shape by the hammer, to be the person that he is now, a man gumbled by the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ. Go get'em tiger

  • Posted By: Gomezza1 @ 12/05/2007 9:49:26 AM

    Nobody with the name Huckabee will ever be President. I don't care if Jesus Christ himself was endorsing him. I mean c'mon..............................HUCKABEE.

    • Posted By: newsweekreader123 @ 12/05/2007 10:31:57 AM

      Resorting to judging persons by their surname! How mature. look at the issues not the name.

  • Posted By: psyteam @ 12/02/2007 7:06:37 AM



    Americans are swimming in the shallow end ot the gene pool, and their lifeguard is a barely literate howler monkey named Bush.


    It's therefore not surprising that people believe Chuck Norris knows what's best.

    • Posted By: onesawb @ 12/02/2007 6:38:58 PM

      Have you always been a jerk or is this a new developement?

      • Posted By: Republicrats_suck @ 12/05/2007 10:31:57 AM

        onesawb, are you talking to yourself... again?

  • Posted By: andre gasparre @ 12/02/2007 5:03:57 PM

    Chuck wants to tattoo the American flag on the forehead of every atheist as if atheists are not patriotic. I'm pretty sure there were no atheists flying planes into buildings during 9/11, but there were plenty of religious nuts. Yes, Norris is a patriotic religious nut.

    • Posted By: bandit97118 @ 12/05/2007 10:27:18 AM

      I think if you will check thier are just as many if not more non religious people in this world doing bad things ,but i think you will find that no christians were in control of the air planes that hit those building on 911.but the one that went down in the field in penn.that saved hundreds of more lives in D.C. was or almost was!!!!!!!!!!

  • Posted By: hasimp @ 12/05/2007 10:20:11 AM

    Comment: If Chuck Norris was President other countries would know better than to F**K with the USA. I was deployed to Iraq, now had Chuck Norris been President that would have not been necessary. He probably would have just sent Iraq an e-mail simply saying "hey guys, stop f**king around over there you do not want to piss me off"!! That would have been it, NO WAR needed.

  • Posted By: hasimp @ 12/05/2007 10:20:00 AM

    Comment: If Chuck Norris was President other countries would know better than to F**K with the USA. I was deployed to Iraq, now had Chuck Norris been President that would have not been necessary. He probably would have just sent Iraq an e-mail simply saying "hey guys, stop f**king around over there you do not want to piss me off"!! That would have been it, NO WAR needed!!!

  • Posted By: Tiyelaw @ 12/05/2007 10:08:13 AM

    Last comment on this thing, as I do have a life. Since when did we Americans begin to take these political labels sooo seriously that we start to hate the other viewpoint and the person espousing it. This fabulous Constitution that connects us all speaks to a number of timeless principles. But two word are certainly not there: Democrat (party) or Republican (Party). Let us get back to standing up fofr principles and respecting, however passionately, the other viewpoint so we can hammer out consensus. These idiots we've elected for years and years now think they own the franchise and should be allowed to pass it on to their children or other annointed ones. One of the last sane Senators who happened to be Republican,called for "citizen legislators" where Americans would serve their country as politicians the same we we are called upon to serve the Armed forces or jury duty, so that new ideas and faces get to percolate up through the processand store bought politicians have less sway. After all, we have great many Americans with at least as much education as those who currently serve and who are cpapable od doing the job of serving this country, but cannot fathom having to raise $5 million to do it. What about it American? Let's not get duped by this road show. Let's come together and build a stronger country that actually makes things and grows it own food, for starters.

  • Posted By: gr8erlove @ 12/02/2007 11:08:12 PM

    Some have to clarify that they are not calling for a scrapping of a democracy. I wonder where and when we got the Democracy in the first place. Every time I pledge allegiance to Old Glory, I also pledge allegiance to the REPUBLIC for which it stands. Its time that America wake up and has a good look at its foundation. Yes, its sad to see a nation that is "mob-led" and that at the head of the mob are entertainers and not thinkers, people interested in their social appeal and not the issues that are really important. I wish Huckabee would do better because of who he is and what he believes rather than because of what celebrity is behind him. Yes I agree: "Wake up!!!!

    • Posted By: bandit97118 @ 12/05/2007 10:05:01 AM

      I hope you are not saying that a free represented republic is a bad thing and if you dont like the way the country is being represnted then its time for we the people to work harder together to get it together.No body ever said that was easy ,but what is easy because of our foundation and founders who gave us our constitution and bill of rights is for even people like you to get on here and say anything you please no matter how right or wrong about your country or its leaders. where anywhere else you would be tortured ,I mean really tortured not just stripped naked and humiliated,then hung,shot and parts of your body displayed in public and left to rott.theres your mob led country

  • Posted By: sitting bull @ 12/05/2007 9:54:23 AM

    "IF" Chuck is a REAL(1/2) Native American (Cheroke),...then how in Hel* did he wind up being a "born again christian" ??

    (Maybe..CHUCK...never heard of, OR, does'nt understand about....MANIFEST DESTINY, as it applied to the Indians here, in the America's.) SOMETHING does'nt add up !!

    • Posted By: Gomezza1 @ 12/05/2007 10:03:47 AM

      I'll tell you what doesn't add up, it's all these christian right hypocrites who foam at the mouth and have no idea what the hell they're saying. Chuck Norris, he's an entertainer for chrissake, and with the exception of the MIA movies a pretty bad one at that. Can someone on here make an intelligent statement................................PLEASE

  • Posted By: sunshine42 @ 12/05/2007 8:47:09 AM

    If Chuck Norris really knew what kind of person he was backing, he would want to "karate chop" Huckabee. Huckabee is one of the "good ole boys" and I have lived in Arkansas one of the most taxed states in the US. Check on what he son did to a poor dog in the woods one time "hung it" from a tree, but he did not get sentenced. He does not practice what he "preaches" he only uses his Baptist "pastorship" as a tool to lure in the little old ladies, etc. Beware if you vote for him....

    • Posted By: kharrispapp @ 12/05/2007 10:00:05 AM

      I will have to say that you are right are jobs are being taken right out from under us. What will are children do when it comes there time in life to work and take care of a family. Go over sea's???? We have got to stand together to take our country back. I don't know if any celeberity can help by backing anyone who is running for president, but it's my hope that the next president will be better and stand up for America in every way. We have to take our country back from the one's who want to see us disappear.

  • Posted By: uuforyou @ 12/03/2007 10:26:59 AM

    Chuck is going to look like a fool when Huck loses, and he will lose. Chuck is a has been, gone are the macho-man movies of the 1980's. I guess it does not matter though, Chuck already looks like a fool.
    Thompson is proof that politics does not need more B-grade actors.

    • Posted By: bandit97118 @ 12/05/2007 9:53:07 AM

      well you really loose when you dont stand up for what you believe in,thiers no way chuck can loose by doing this but the joke on you is if the dems win and get control with a supper vote is were all gonna loose including you.you think government is big under the republicans just wait

  • Posted By: vegasbjack @ 12/05/2007 9:52:57 AM

    Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
    Jesus loves Chuck Norris...

  • Posted By: vegasbjack @ 12/05/2007 9:47:27 AM

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Do you people not have anything better to do than argue about a newseek story?
    chucknorrisfacts.com
    This is the reason why Huckabee will win... my generation ..

  • Posted By: Gomezza1 @ 12/05/2007 9:46:42 AM

    Nobody with the name Huckabee is ever going to President. I'm sorry, I don't care if Jesus Christ himself was endorsing him, I mean C'mon...................... HUCKABEE.

  • Posted By: dschiff007 @ 12/05/2007 9:44:59 AM

    We honestly need someone like Chuck Norris to head up the border patrol. I live in Texas and it is overwhelming how many illegal immigrants we have living and working in our towns.

    I also like the fact that Huckabee isn't kissing up and making fake promises. He seems R-E-A-L. And that's what we need.

  • Posted By: vegasbjack @ 12/05/2007 9:44:42 AM

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris let live. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

  • Posted By: jtoc72 @ 12/05/2007 8:24:42 AM

    For a man who has made his fortune in Hollywood baring his chest and washboard abs at every opportunity, flexing and posing and sweating in front of a camera, and can count being able to put his knees behind his ears as one of his claims to fame, methinks the rabidly homophobic Mr. Norris doth protest too much.

    • Posted By: JEANNIE64 @ 12/05/2007 9:42:42 AM

      YOU ARE JUDGING THE PUBLIC PERSON AND HOW HE MAKES A LIVING, NOT THE PRIVATE PERSON AND WHAT HE BELIEVES INSIDE. THAT PUBLIC PERSON IS ENTERTAINMENT, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TURN HIM ON EVERYDAY, I'M NOT ONE OF THEM, IT'S ONLY AN ATTENTION GETTER FOR THE CANDIDATE.

    • Posted By: bandit97118 @ 12/05/2007 9:24:55 AM

      just go to show all you see is your hate for this country and true freedom and traditional american values and oh yes bush and that you know nothing about chuck.your opinions are from pure emotions and things you think you hear from the media . Not facts? wheres your comments about opra for endorseing obama?

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