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  • Posted By: jesusrocks @ 12/11/2007 5:09:07 AM

    I have a case of this holy water, and let me explain a few things. First, My energy level has increased twice fold. I feel the powers of Jesus Christ entering my veins. When I think Im about to sin, I get the water from my bag and drink a little. It removes all inpure thoughts from my mind. I have been ill for the past year, unable to do the simple things in life, after drinking the blessed water I found myself being as physical as a athlete. My life has turn around 100 percent due to this water and I believe a case should go for 100.00 bucks. Its worth it. Happy Holidays and God bless America.

    • Posted By: Frost845 @ 12/11/2007 7:17:42 AM

      I have a case of this holy water, and let me explain a few things. First, My energy level has increased twice fold. I feel the powers of Jesus Christ entering my veins. When I think Im about to sin, I get the water from my bag and drink a little. It removes all inpure thoughts from my mind. I have been ill for the past year, unable to do the simple things in life, after drinking the blessed water I found myself being as physical as a athlete. My life has turn around 100 percent due to this water and I believe a case should go for 100.00 bucks. Its worth it. Happy Holidays and God bless America.

      DUDE THAT HAPPENS 2 ME EVERYTIME I MASTERBATE!

  • Posted By: Mariam @ 12/11/2007 7:09:34 AM

    jesusrocks , Have a great morning. bye now

  • Posted By: Frost845 @ 12/11/2007 7:09:05 AM

    Since satan is a snake monster we should all transform into Lemmywinks and then plunder his bowels!

    Take holy water with you. Satans bowels are hot an dry and Lemmywinks gets thirsty on epic journeys!

  • Posted By: bubbleflubber @ 12/11/2007 7:07:32 AM

    Unfortunately, it doesn't really matter whether one utilizes the powers of faith or the powers of nature. I think some of us have become the shining example of a "faulty syllogism". You see, whether you believe in God, believe in water, believe in medicine, or believe in faith.... just because you "say" something you believe factual doesn't actually make it a fact.

  • Posted By: bubbleflubber @ 12/11/2007 7:07:00 AM

    Unfortunately, it doesn't really matter whether one utilizes the powers of faith or the powers of nature. I think some of us have become the shining example of a "faulty syllogism". You see, whether you believe in God, believe in water, believe in medicine, or believe in faith.... just because you "say" something you believe factual doesn't actually make it a fact.

  • Posted By: Mariam @ 12/11/2007 7:05:52 AM

    My last comment,soory, I have to leave. Mr Cogon it seems that you are either Microcephalic or anencephalic.
    other suggestion, suffering from Critinism" A chronic thyroid hypofunction that results in mental retardation as it happen since birth" Unfortunately, No Treatment

  • Posted By: subpilot @ 12/11/2007 7:05:47 AM

    Here is an example of another charlatan profiting by commercializing Jesus. What would Jesus do? Lets see.... He threw out the Parisees out of the temple for commercializing the house of his father, as they in no way were serving God's interests but rather their own. In the same way these bofoons are seeking their own riches, glory and recognition by commercializing Jesus.

  • Posted By: bubbleflubber @ 12/11/2007 7:05:10 AM

    Unfortunately, it doesn't really matter whether one utilizes the powers of faith or the powers of nature. I think some of us have become the shining example of a "faulty syllogism". You see, whether you believe in God, believe in water, believe in medicine, or believe in faith.... just because you "say" something you believe factual doesn't actually make it a fact.

  • Posted By: jesusrocks @ 12/11/2007 7:05:10 AM

    It comes out to be like 1 buck per bottle. You actually pay more for grocery water. When you have a couple of bottles in your backpack and give them out,...who knows,...it may save someone. That's well worth the price

  • Posted By: lonewolf from the southwest @ 12/11/2007 7:04:18 AM

    so can you get "holy water" from an ordinary water faucet if it's located right outside a "holy building"? I read this once on a notice attached above a water spigot, claiming "holy water" flowed from it. They need to get their priorities right. Jesus and his Father clearly stated, thou shalt not have any other graven image before us.

  • Posted By: jesusrocks @ 12/11/2007 7:01:14 AM

    Well, Thank you Maria. I think your right, no need to be angry. I think this is the best example of why you should drink the water. It just makes you feel better. I have 3 bottles left and I try to drink some in the morning. I havent had it yet though

  • Posted By: Mariam @ 12/11/2007 6:53:34 AM

    Please have a good morning, okay, no need for water drink Milk

    • Posted By: Batman @ 12/11/2007 6:56:17 AM

      You have a good day as well Mariam. Good bye.

  • Posted By: Batman @ 12/11/2007 6:48:32 AM

    As someone who is a minister of the faith, I can honestly say that I will be praying for you jesusrocks.

  • Posted By: jesusrocks @ 12/11/2007 6:43:47 AM

    You have got to be kidding me. You are nothing more than a serial killer. Killing someone is not the right answer. If you believe the death of Jesus was a "Good" thing , then maybe when you die Jesus will tell you, "It's a good thing I'm sending you to Hell"

  • Posted By: Mariam @ 12/11/2007 6:43:39 AM

    jesusrocks, you have good sense of humor. Pls take it easy. Let us get back to the article. It is nice to celebrate the religion, and to keep it always in your mind. why not every time you drink your( Holy Water) you must feel calm, kind and a lover person.
    I like the Idea. and ready to drink it so long it is cold, especially during the hot summer days!

  • Posted By: Batman @ 12/11/2007 6:41:24 AM

    You are correct in saying that Cojon. Jesus himself said that it happened according to the will of the Father.

  • Posted By: Cojon @ 12/11/2007 6:41:20 AM

    Oh, and Mohammed is a prophet of Islam - Allah is the god. But now I'm engaging in your deluded games which is counterintuitive having called Poe's Law. Adieu.

  • Posted By: Batman @ 12/11/2007 6:38:51 AM

    Great comments Mariam. Couldnt agree with you more.

  • Posted By: Cojon @ 12/11/2007 6:38:33 AM

    jesusrocks: Since you don't understand Poe's Law there is no way you will understand when I say from your subsequent comments, QED.
    BTW, if the Jews, as you say, hadn't crucified Jesus then he wouldn't have died for your sins and you wouldn't have had the possibility of redemption. They actually did you a favour - you should be grateful to them.

  • Posted By: Batman @ 12/11/2007 6:37:44 AM

    Thank you for proving me right jesusrocks!!!

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