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  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/12/2007 8:12:14 PM

    restlesslilly,
    It's not that people are stupid, it's about the brainwashing of the Catholic Church from infancy to adult life. I don't think that you'll see some 20 years old buying blessed water, because most of them don't go to church to be indoctrinated by this false religion.

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/19/2007 2:26:36 PM

      Dude, don't underestimate yourself, you are DEFINETLY more stupid than most, so take the credit you deserve!

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/15/2007 9:15:24 AM

    olablue,
    I don't know if you read the Bible, but It says : "For THERE IS one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus; Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.

    (1 Tim 2:5)

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/19/2007 2:24:12 PM

      In the begining, ther where gullible fools......

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/19/2007 12:47:46 PM

    William,
    Tell me how you can make such a long comment and I'm limited to three lines.

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/19/2007 1:43:57 PM

      Guess your God has failed you once again?

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/19/2007 12:56:00 PM

    William,
    I assume that you're referring to the Catholic Church. I must admit that I agree with you.
    What I wholeheartedly disagree with is that God has nothing to do with it. Men did the things you described. The Catholic Church is a denomination full of religion, traditions, men made rules using God as tttheir

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/19/2007 1:40:00 PM

      Catholic? Protestant? Jew? Thats like arguing the merits between crack addicts, meth heads, and heroin addicts! A mind junkie is still a junkie.

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/18/2007 1:59:22 PM

    I see that william is back with his idiocy.

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/19/2007 7:58:37 AM


      Your running around babbling about a non existent omnipotent old man in the sky who created us all, but in a minor screw up also crated starvation, murder, torture, rape, war and eternal damnation, yet you still worship him? And YOU call ME an idiot? Dude, it's time you stop living in the dark ages. Modern men have relegated the ridiculous deities of the past to nothing more than cartoon characters, and they will soon do the same to your beloved Jesus.

      When that time comes, I am abjectly confident that Spiderman will kick his scrawny butt.

      Between now and then you may choose to keep supporting those who rape children, defraud the old and the poor, and make war on nonbelievers, but rest assured the glorious judgment you aspire to will come, not at the hands of your absurd God, but at the hands of those MEN who have had the boot of your church on their throats for far to long.

      • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/19/2007 10:31:24 AM

        william,
        I don't think you're an idiot anymore. I think you're a sick individual that went through a lot of bad experiences as a child and has been abused somehow later on in life. It's understandable that you're mad at the world, at women and God, but you can't remain in this state of anger. Gehelpprofessionhelphelphelp.................................................................

        • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/19/2007 10:58:10 AM

          Actually, I have had a wonderful life filled with women whom I adore. I even have kids, a puppy, a cat and four fish!

          Your assumption that I am mad at the world is strange. I like the world, it is your religion I can do without. You do remember your religion right? The one that has been used for the justification of the Holocaust, the Spanish Inquisition, the Klu Klux Klan, the slaughter of the American Indians and enough atrocities to fill the history books? You remember your religion right? The one with the store front preachers in the mega churches defrauding the old and the ignorant so your pious leaders can wrap themselves in gold? The religion that led it's followers and this nation into the religious cesspool that is middle eastern politics at the cost of thousands of lives and billions of dollars? You remember your religion right? The one that took men of science and philosophy and put them to death because they threatened to expose your God as the absurd fantasy it is?

          You keep on believing real hard, and maybe the baby Jesus will bring you a nice Armageddon for Christmas!

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/12/2007 12:47:54 PM

    President Hillary,
    Blessing water is an invention of the Catholic Church. It has no spiritual value. It's not biblical like many of the Catholic Church Inventions. Just to name a few : Purgatory, Pope's infallibility, the forgiveness of sin, the only Church that will get you to heaven, infant baptism, once saved you can loose your salvation, the Catholic Church founded by Jesus Christ himself, the worship of Mary, Her Ascention and so forth.

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/19/2007 9:02:13 AM

      Look at the simpleton mocking the other simpletons!

  • Posted By: President Hillllary @ 12/18/2007 2:47:24 PM

    Is the Holy Water going to be marketed in the Middle East?

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/15/2007 1:08:45 PM

    olablue,
    My intentions are not to debate religious denominations.
    I believe that the whole Bible is inspired of God.
    I do not get my understanding from men.
    "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

    (2 Tim 3:16,17) (Authorized King James Version)

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/18/2007 10:27:17 AM

      What of the Koran?

      I prefer the Kama Sutra. At least that book wants to screw your body, and not your MIND.

      Get yourself some help, preferably some deprograming

  • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/18/2007 10:24:55 AM

    Hey, if I buy this water, can I walk on it?

  • Posted By: fulch11 @ 12/17/2007 1:42:11 PM

    I find it quite intersting that subpilot is the only one who has referenced the scene with Jesus running off the money changers (who were selling the sacrifice...)--just an observation :)

  • Posted By: subpilot @ 12/11/2007 7:00:28 AM

    This is an example of another charlatan profiting from the comercialization of the son of God's name. Just like the Pharisees were thrown out of Jerusalem's temple by using the house of God for commercial ventures as they were in no way representing Jesus, these bofoons are in no way representing Jesus interests but only their own greedy interests.

    • Posted By: fulch11 @ 12/17/2007 1:34:43 PM

      I find it quite intersting that subpilot's reference to Jesus and the money changers was the only reference to His take on selling the sacrifice--just an observation.

  • Posted By: Olablue @ 12/09/2007 1:42:44 PM

    I believe there is a HUGE market for this product. I have been taking water for several years now from a Holy site in Rome City, IN and the numbers of others doing the same has grown exponentially this past year when the Catholic Church finally approved the apparitions of the Virgin Mary that took place there in 1956 (Our Lady of America apparitions).

    I believe this particular water has been responsible for my drop in blood pressure and my heart condition. I drink it every day.

    • Posted By: 2cents @ 12/17/2007 12:52:13 PM

      How much water did you drink before you started drinking this scam water? Perhaps your conditions have improved because you are simply drinking more water, not because the "Power of the Mother of Christ" was infused into the water molecules. Ya think?

    • Posted By: Chanda Fulo @ 12/11/2007 8:07:04 AM

      Find Jesus Christ and you will not have to depend on such tommy rot as that for your salvation or healing. He was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities,the chastisement of our peace was upon His shoulders, and by HIS STRIPES (not some fraudulent water) we were healed. Isa.53

      • Posted By: 129394 @ 12/11/2007 9:44:43 AM

        2000 years a go there was no a camera or photograph machine, I do not believe on picture but i do blv in Jesus. Jesus is the only way to take you to the heaven not the bottle water.

  • Posted By: 2cents @ 12/17/2007 12:49:08 PM

    you're all nuts...I wish I would have thought of selling bottled water that was "blessed" as it came off the production line. I could have made millions off of all these ignorant fools. You people will believe anything. You are too afraid of the "wrath of god" to even consider something might be BS when it comes to your faiths. Sometimes a little questioning goes a long way. It's also telling of the kinds of people that religions create when all you have to do is have a stupid story about something remotely religious to get you all to start fighting over which part of the bible is most important. Peace out weirdos.

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/15/2007 9:42:06 AM

    olablue,
    I respect your faith and I'm not trying to convert you, but simply to share my views.
    I'm a Bible believer first. The Bible is perfect because it's the Word of God.
    Religion and denominations are not perfect because they are founded by men.
    We are not saved by a religion, but only through Jesus our Savior. If we have Jesus in our heart, than religion can't hurt us, but we can't compromise on His word.

    • Posted By: Olablue @ 12/15/2007 11:25:39 AM

      You should read a book written by an Protestant preacher named Scott Hahn. It is called "Home Sweet Rome" and it covers all the misconceptions he had about Catholic Catechism and filled in the "holes" in Protestant teaching that did not have concrete answers to one's quest for truth in their faith.

      He is now a catholic professor at St. Francis in Steubenville, OH because he read his way into the truth. Maybe there will be some further understanding of catholic faith after you read it. Hopefully, you will see there is no "split personality" as you call it.

    • Posted By: Olablue @ 12/15/2007 11:11:09 AM

      It also depends on which version of the bible you are reading. Actually, only the gospel messages are considered to be The Word of God.

  • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/13/2007 7:33:42 PM

    angelus1967,
    Let me see if I have this right. You wrote : BUT, if we don't believe in them and pray to them ......
    Why would we pray to someone that we don't believe in.
    That to me is some kind of split personality.

    • Posted By: Olablue @ 12/14/2007 9:27:20 AM

      There are a whole lot of people who pray to/through intercessors who aren't FULLY convinced at all times. The Catholic Church has problems with priests who question the true presence of Christ in the Eucharist...this is COMPLETELY intolerable and these priests should be REMOVED IMMEDIATELY by their Bishops until they FULLY submit to this basis of faith. Without this basis of faith, they are no different than Protestants in their belief and this is not what Jesus intended when he said "Do this in memeory of me".

      • Posted By: Gillis @ 12/14/2007 9:07:13 PM

        Olablue,
        If you want your prayers to be heard you have to pray directly to God in Jesus' name.
        The Eucharist is simply a way to remember Christ's death on the cross. The Lutherans use wine with pita bread. The Baptists use grape juice with pita bread. I'm sorry, but only the Catholic Church thinks that they serve the literal body and blood of Christ.

        • Posted By: Olablue @ 12/15/2007 7:36:47 AM

          So, I take it you are agreeing with me that the Catholics are the only ones who believe in the true presence of Christ in the most Blessed Sacrament of the Eucharist as Jesus Himself directed at The Last Supper. Anyone else is just looking at it as a "symbol".

          The concept of Intercessors is lost on most other religious groups. The Catholic Church has a long legacy of intercessory prayer through Mother mary and the Angels and Saints. It's like someone trying to defend themselves in a court of law without an attorney to speak for them. They are foolish not to use the help that is given them. I will stick with Our Lady of America, The Immaculate Virgin, as my intercessor.

      • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/14/2007 2:21:55 PM

        I want some of whatever this dude is smoking!

    • Posted By: angelus1967 @ 12/14/2007 10:44:28 AM

      Sorry Gillis, you lost me. I was just trying to ask why, if god and jesus are so loving, they would then get pissed and vengeful if people don't believe in them (and I think i should have said) and/or pray to them. I may have asked my question badly.....and for all I can see my phrasing may still be bad. Considering that I don't believe OR pray I may not have thought out too well the best way to ask my question.

  • Posted By: Pastor Mike @ 12/11/2007 10:19:27 PM

    Anytime you use the name of God, in whatever form, to back your product, or line your pocket; there is a major ethical dilema. Its just wrong. The include those who put a fish on thier business sign to promote their business. What if something goes terribly wrong and you go bankrupt and leave unpaid bills, say due to health failure, or financial or other disaster. What have you just done to the name of God?
    Bottom line: Stake your own reputation upon His, not the other way around.

    Pastor Michael Hicks

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/14/2007 4:08:26 PM

      Holy C**p! A religious man who actually made sense for a second. Perhaps thats a sign!! I had better repent real soon.

      Nah, I am going back to pillaging LATER!

  • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/14/2007 3:35:02 PM

    What's next? Heavens Eve Dispsable Douche? The only logical choice for a woman who stinks like hell!

  • Posted By: Evolutionist @ 12/11/2007 3:30:35 PM

    After reading this entire thread. I have to admit, I had a little respect for the human race, but its all gone now. I promise I will start going to church to find myself someone that I can have sex with and for female to have my child. I will make it my goal in life to "save" a female that can bread from the church. Ill make her hate religion. Although as a evolutionist I am a very passive person, I think its the only right thing to do. I hope her parents are religious also becuase were getting married in Vegas by Elvis (Who is a real God).

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/11/2007 3:36:52 PM


      I like this guy! Hey we need more product ideas here at Satan Inc and we would love some suggestion. How else can we separate these fools from their money?

      • Posted By: angelus1967 @ 12/12/2007 12:01:10 PM

        We need a marketing team here! Looks like some kindred spirits could make some money off of these fools.

        • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/14/2007 3:17:52 PM

          I got IT! Virgin Mary Edible Undies! Keep the Holy Mother happy and lets her keep her virginity! We are gonna make a BILLION!

  • Posted By: President Hillllary @ 12/13/2007 12:01:25 PM

    My mother-in-law would by the so called blessed water. So far none of the holy water she has used has stopped her from stealing prescription drugs and selling them, but she loves jesus. Also, since she came to the US she has been living off of welfare and brags about scamming them. Unfortunelty, the US made her a citizen when they should have deported her.

    • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/14/2007 3:10:04 PM

      Hey, is she hot looking? I dig junked up Christians, I make em call me Jesus in return for another pill!

  • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/14/2007 2:20:46 PM

    Just to piss people off, I want to ask. Everyone who is bashing Catholics, do any of you believe that Protestant drivel is any less absurd? A fool is a fool, be he Shinto Christian, Jew, Muslim, Buddist or Moonie!

    • Posted By: Olablue @ 12/14/2007 2:44:52 PM

      Hey William, your bong called. It wants you to remember to take your moron medicine.

      • Posted By: William.Demuth @ 12/14/2007 3:05:15 PM

        I assure, my bong is already filled with your holy water. But those eucharist things need salt or some nacho cheese if you intend them to compete with Chetos

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