For me anyway, words can hardly express how bad this film is. It is completely worthless. This felt like something a child would do if he had fifty million dollars. And for some reason I actually paid to see it.
Had no idea going in of course - Tim Burton, Johnny Depp - can't miss, right? This movie has no redeeming value whatsoever. And the fact that there are so many people that seem to think it's something is perhaps the most confusing part of all.
The most extraordinary part about this is that movies like Big Fish and Edward Scissorhands are without question some of the best films we've ever been lucky enough to be blessed with. Masterpieces. True art. How can the same guy make both the best movie you've ever seen and the worst? I don't understand.
Anyway, don't bother on this one. If you're like me you've found that people will take enough of their problems out on you in your day to day life, let alone in a movie theater where theoretically one would expect to find some respite from that. I don't know what else to say except that I was left with the enormous feeling of "don't take it out on me".









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