Mommy Wants Her Body Back

BTW, goobydoo -- will you pay for my implants? I really want to get them done, but can't afford it. Thanks!

Has anyone heard the joke about the man who creates a bra that totally conceals the movement of breasts and a woman's nipples when they are hard? He was promptly taken out back and the s*$t beaten out of him by a large group of men. That's how I'm thinking about goobydoo right now. C'mon gooby! What's wrong with nicely shaped knockers?!? If people want to spend their money on a surgery, so be it. Everyone has their charities, and everyone has their own issues. If you want to take up an issue with fiscal mismanagement, look towards our wonderful government. The $ that gets pissed away there is what's mind-boggling!

Liposuciton, breast implants, botox, face lifts, hair transplant, nose jobs, lip augmentation, steroids, Viagra. What a sick society we live in? Has anyone ever heard of eating right, exercise and just plain being happy with yourself? Your dog loves you just the way you are. Shouldn't your husband be at least as dependable as your dog?

Are there any real women left? this is getting rediculous. if you are a guy and you think you are doing your relationship a favor by getting her a boob job, wake up. More times than not you are only going to get stuck with the bill, and the next guy will enjoy them more than you will. if you buy that line that she is doing it for you, you are pathetic and your future with her is getting dim. Just because a woman has large boobs does not make them relationship material, sometimes we look at them because they look like "freaks". A woman with intellect and independence is far more attractive to me than a hollow shell filled with oversized man made parts.

Goobydoo -- yes, I can respond to what you are saying: Breast implantation is a woman's choice -- it is her's and her's alone -- whether it is to make her feel better about herself, or to make her look better, or to boost her self-esteem -- it is HER choice. You don't have the right to tell her that it's vain. Nobody does.

And I'm sorry to state the obvious here, gooby -- but you are, in fact, a man. Don't act as if you know what it's like to have sagging or small breasts that hang on your chest. And I (as a woman) won't act as if I know what it is like to have a small ***, or perhaps a *** that just sags. And least a man's sagging or small package is neatly tucked away in between his legs, hidden from all. Breasts aren't like that. And please don't preach about what you don't have.

I was always flat chested. I was married and had two children. My breasts didn't change. I always wanted to get breast implants but couldn't afford it. When my mother passed away, she left me some money. I was a month from being 51 years old. I got saline implants that cost me $5000.00. So I went from an A cup to a C cup! It really changed my life. I felt like I looked so much better - and definitely sexier!! Just filling out one's clothing was wonderful - and no padded bra!!!! So at the age of 51, I had the body I always wanted!!!
Flat as a board@12/17/2007 8:51PM

My breasts have always been huge. I got tired of them hitting my knees when I walk to the refridgerator so I took out a small steak knife, sliced a 3" incision in the top right corner of both of my breasts. I then proceeded to insert the tube of my husbands wet/dry vac very slowly and turned it on. I then took a wire hanger and stuck it in with the dry vac and twisted and turned it to help dislodge some of the fat to be sucked out. I did this to both of my breasts for about 30 minutes a breast. When they reached the size I liked I simply used my husbands utility knife to manually cut away the excess skin and used his blow torch to corterize the cuts. Although this was very painful and I passed out 1-15 times doing it my breasts now are smaller. They look like cottage cheese and melted cheese but they no longer hit my knees!!! Ohh, my husband loves them too, which is why he saves them for future use!!!

Gooby doo, you are confusing commentary and opinion with fact. Fact of the matter is when ever we venture in the arena of social correctness based on our "opinion" we face the possibilty of being wrong in some one eles's opinion. The only fact that has been brought out is in the initial reportt"Mommy wants HER body back". All else is pure bilovation.

to the person who claims her saline implants are safe.......what do you think the capsules are made with /PLASTIC SILICONE

My oh my, what a socialist country this has become! I had breast augmentation when I was 41 and now I'm 47... it is one of the better things I have done for myself over the years... for myself, not someone else.
After reading all of these comments, you folks that are so against it... good for you, keep your nose out of everyone else's business! For those of you that are either contemplating the surgery or have already done it, kudos to you!!! We all have our reasons, and our reasons do not need to be justified. Just be happy with your decision because it is something you will have to live with for a very long time.
It is NO ONE'S business but ours when it comes to what we choose to do with our bodies.
So for those of you who seem to have a problem with this, I suggest you find some other column to post your negative comments on. Because we just don't want to hear it.
Oh, and I also had some nasal surgery when I was 40... I suppose someone will have a problem with that too. If you didn't pay for it, then you don't have ANY right to even comment on it.

Why the name calling and resentment? This is a matter of personal choice.

I got implants at 36. I love them. I would do it again. All of my GIRL friends love them and want them and my husband loves them too. Everybody loves them. I didn't do it to compete with Sexy Suzie 2 houses down. I didn't do it to compete w/ fashion models. And I sure didn't do it because the media told me to. It's quite simple-- I did it just because I wanted to. That's all. Nothing complex or sinister. I just wanted boobs.