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Consider that 10 centuries ago, in the year 1008, Europe was just starting to emerge from the Dark Ages and Ethelred the Unready was on the throne of England trying to stave off raids by Danish Vikings.

What follows is a very short list of just some of the major changes that have happened since. Readers may decide for themselves how likely we are to see more changes than all these combined during the next decade.
 
1095 - Pope Urban II preaches a sermon urging Christians to "arm for the rescue of Jerusalem" from Muslims, leading to the first Crusade.
1215 - King John signs the Magna Carta, the first step toward modern constitutional democracy.
1455 - Johann Gutenberg prints 160 or more identical copies of the Bible, the first mass-produced book.
1492 - Columbus sails to the New World.
1543 - Nicolaus Copernicus, arguably the initiator of the Scientific Revolution,  publishes "On the Revolutions," proposing that the Earth is not the center of the universe but revolves about the sun.
1844 - Samuel F.B. Morse sends the words "What hath God wrought?" between  Washington, D.C., and Baltimore on the first inter-city telegraph, initiating the Information Age.
1928 - Scottish physician Alexander Fleming discovered a mold that destroyed bacteria, leading to the development of penicillin and treatment of previously incurable infections, prolonging millions of lives.
1928 - Sliced bread is mass-produced for the first time.

We could go on: the cotton gin, the automobile, electric lighting, manned flight, the microwave oven, the World Wide Web ... you get the idea.

"A Metaphor?"

Romney spokesman Matt Rhoades said the candidate didn't mean what he said as a statement of fact. "It's a metaphor about the future," Rhoades told FactCheck.org. "Governor Romney is optimistic that our nation's best days are ahead of us and with that comes great progress and change. Perhaps, the greatest progress and change our nation has ever seen."

We don't dispute that the country's best days may lie ahead, or that "perhaps" unprecedented progress can be made in the next decade. But that's not the way Romney put it. And it's incorrect to call what he said a "metaphor," which is a figure of speech in which one thing is said to be another, such as "Life is a bowl of cherries." It would be more accurate to call it an absurd overstatement.

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  • Posted By: Dare270 @ 01/10/2008 5:12:07 PM

    It's there job to write stuff like this they get paid for it, dumbass.

  • Posted By: JayZee @ 01/05/2008 8:38:26 PM

    I wish the Newsweek editors would at least try to "get a life". Do they really have nothing to do of any importance with their time than to try to make a Volcano our of a matchstick in their astute judgement
    that the next ten years are not going to be see greater progress than the last 1,000 years! If they weren't
    serious I would think it was funny. However, these people really believe that their sophmoric comments are going to impact public opinion other than those with an IQ equal to a rock.
    Too funny!!

  • Posted By: Vic Lundquist @ 01/05/2008 8:05:36 PM

    Dr. Doug: You asked for a photo of Gov. Romney with his hair askew. Please give me your phone number so I can call you to collect. Here are 4 photos:

    http://confessionsofapoliticaljunkie.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-often-do-candidates-do-stuff-like.html

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