Zoolander vs. Hansel—for Real

How many hours do you work out?
I work out two hours or so a day.

How many crunches do you do?
I can go from anywhere from one to 1,000.

Nonstop?
You do 100 at a time. The most I ever did in a row was, I think, 300. I have good, strong abs.

Are all the girl models hitting on you?
No. And I pray to God they don't. They're not supposed to.

Have you ever dated a model?
It's easier to date other models. We understand each other—I have to go to Paris at the drop of a phone. Models are cool, man. I dated one and I had a baby with one. My son is nine now. He's a great-looking kid.

Is he going to be a model too?
Nah, I don't think so. My kid is a football player.

Do you watch "Project Runway"?
Yeah.

I have an idea: I think the winner of your show should get to be a model on "Runway."
Even if they don't win, they should still go on there. That's our sister show.

Are all the models really going to go outside today in a bathing suit?
In fashion we shoot out of season. So they're going to shoot some summery stuff.

But it's freezing.
I remember when I worked for Polo, we shot on real glaciers in the snow and we got on a little next to nothing. The secret is you have to tell yourself mentally it's not cold.

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