But I remain a creature of the '60s, and JFK's siren call to public service and sacrifice still resonates in my soul. So I am prepared, with this transparently brilliant suggestion, to surrender a shot at perhaps the greatest thing known to man, or at least a certain kind of feckless American man of which I am a prime example: the NFL dynasty!Mr. President, I urge you to pluck from our midst here in Boston the greatest Patriot of them all, Bill Belichick, and to appoint him head of our...

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