THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS COACH CAN FIX ANYTHING, EVEN THE TROUBLED CTU ON THE HIT TV SHOW '24.' BUT RIGHT NOW HE'S GOT NFL CHAMPIONSHIP WORRIES

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS COACH CAN FIX ANYTHING, EVEN THE TROUBLED CTU ON THE HIT TV SHOW '24.' BUT RIGHT NOW HE'S GOT NFL CHAMPIONSHIP WORRIES

But I remain a creature of the '60s, and JFK's siren call to public service and sacrifice still resonates in my soul. So I am prepared, with this transparently brilliant suggestion, to surrender a shot at perhaps the greatest thing known to man, or at least a certain kind of feckless American man of which I am a prime example: the NFL dynasty!Mr. President, I urge you to pluck from our midst here in Boston the greatest Patriot of them all, Bill Belichick, and to appoint him head of our...
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