As if one annoying Howard Stern wasn't bad enough, now there's two. Even the Sterns can't stand it. Howard Stern (the radio one) wants to change his name to "The Howard" so he's not confused with Howard K. Stern (the Anna Nicole one). That's one way to tell them apart. But we found other differences, too.
AGE Howard K. Stern: 38
Howard Stern: 53
MIDDLE NAME 'K' is for Kevin
Howard Stern: Allan
Howard K. Stern: Bottle blonde Anna Nicole Smith, a model/centerfold, who died at 39. She was reportedly going to marry her Howard soon.
Howard Stern: Blonde Beth Ostrosky, 34, a lingerie/swimsuit model. She got engaged to her Howard on Valentine's Day.
Howard K. Stern: Zsa Zsa's husband, Prince Frédéric von Anhalt, says he fathered Smith's baby. So is Zsa Zsa her stepmother?
Howard Stern: Zsa Zsa was a guest on "The Howard Stern Show." Sister Eva was apparently smart enough to keep her distance.
Howard K. Stern: One. Maybe. But every day there's a new potential dad for 5-month-old Dannielynn.
Howard Stern: Three daughters from a previous marriage: Emily, 23; Debra, 19; Ashley, 14.