Newsverse: The Final Solution to the Muslim Problem

"The most compassionate thing we can do for Muslims who have already immigrated here is to help repatriate them back to Muslim countries, where they can live in a culture which shares their values …Why force them to chafe against the freedom, liberty and civil rights we cherish in the West?" Bryan Fischer, director of issue analysis for government and public policy at the American Family Association, on the blog Rightly Concerned 

Attention Muslims! There's a meeting
At City Hall on Thursday night.
After Pat Buchanan's greeting
We'll show a film on civil rights.

Afterwards we'll have inspection.
Take a moment to attach
To your shirt, for your protection
This yellow star-and-crescent patch.

Every Muslim now will need 'em
We'll check for them at traffic stops
They signify that you hate freedom
To our friendly local cops.

And in the subway, street, or mall
If someone curses, yells, or teases
Here's a number you can call:
It's 1-800-ComeToJesus.

And we’ll be happy to escort you
As long as you're not coming back
To an airport, to deport you
To Somalia, or Iraq.
You're going off where you can live
According to your sacred text.
No need to thank us, or forgive.
And you can guess who's going next.