Nothing's On

Who needs 500 channels when we don't even watch the ones we've got? Here's a sampler of more ultra-niche programming to ignore in the coming year:

Ten-minute infomercials

Old footage


Sex-related merchandise

"Let the fun begin!"

Lots of it

War movies

Movie previews

Shows about single people

Original, 24-hour, all-talk programming

A service that will update you on everything you missed