Maybe morning-TV personalities are contractually required to become shameless hucksters for products that have nothing to do with their areas of expertise. Or maybe it's just that they'll do anything for a few more dollars. Will Phil and Oprah be next? Say it ain't so. PERI takes a look at the current coffee-time competition:
Mentions little Cody in a Charles of the Ritz ad, thereby shattering her own world record for insufferability.
America's lovable oaf stands in his undies, gobbles Burger King Breakfast Buddies, and we still kinda like him.
Not to be outdone by his partner, the Rege pitches Aspercream, of all things. You get the feeling he hates it.
Fake news set blurs line between her real job and that of Vaseline-lotion pitchwoman. Does she need the bucks for alimony?