1. California Chrome
No, it's not a search engine; it's a Kentucky Derby winner.
2. Holding Court
It took seven games, but but both No. 1 seeds, San Antonio and Indiana, as well as the West's No. 2 and 3 seeds, Oklahoma City and Los Angeles, respectively, advance in the NBA playoffs. The most surprising ouster of the first round: Donald Sterling.
3. Floyd Where Prohibited
It's the 45th edition of Mayweather v. Not Pacquio, and the champ wins yet again.
4. Highs in Colorado
Paced by shortstop Troy Tulowitzki's .400 batting average, the Colorado Rockies lead the big leagues (inhale deeply) in Hits, Runs, Home Runs, RBI, Batting Average, On-Base Percentage and Slugging Percentage.
5. Mad Men
The copywriters at SCDP are terrified that a new computer will replace them. It's Bob Benson, minus the s***-eating grin.