Starting Five: California Chrome, Vanessa Macias Takes on Barkley and Andrew Wiggins

Victor Espinoza aboard California Chrome celebrates winning the 139th Preakness Stakesat Pimlico Race Course Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports

1. Nostrildamus

Affirmed: California Chrome may continue his Assault on the Triple Crown without threat of a Citation.

2. Tim-berrrrrrrr!

Tim Duncan of the Spurs fells the Thunder in Game 1 of their series with 27 points in a 122-106 rout.  Meanwhile, Duncan's girlfriend, Vanessa Macias, scolded TNT's Charles Barkley for his frequent chiding of San Antonio's women.

RTR3PX4D Tim Duncan helped take down the Thunder. And his girlfriend took down Charles Barkley. Soobum Im-USA TODAY Sports

3. NBA Draft Lottery

The only lottery in which the winners are guaranteed to pay out tens of millions of dollars will be waged tonight. The Milwaukee Bucks have the best odds, 25%, of being granted the No. 1 pick, a.k.a. Andrew Wiggins.

Andrew Wiggins Where will Andrew Wiggins end up? Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

4. Kendall Jenner...

...mispronounces the name of the band she is introducing, 5 Seconds of Summer, at the Billboard Music Awards. Should we now refer to her as Kendall Travolta or Kendall Dazeem?

5. A Colt Who's a Packer

Green Bay signs undrafted free agent tight end Colt Lyerla, a massive talent who quit the team at Oregon last October after being arrested for "inhaling a white powdery substance." Team officials will do a discount double check of Lyerla's off-field activities.