Starting Five for Friday

New York Yankees starting pitcher Michael Pineda Anthony Gruppuso-USA TODAY Sports

1. "You Say Pineda, I Say Pedroia"

The Yankees and Red Sox meet for the first of 19 times this season, with pinstripe pitcher Michael Pineda stifling the World Series champs in a 4-1 victory.

2. Father & Son Masters

Craig Stadler, "The Walrus, is 10 over, in 95th place, after one round. His son, Kevin Stadler, "The Smallrus", is two under, tied for fifth. But Daddy already owns a green jacket.  stadler U.S. golfers Kevin Stadler and his father Craig Stadler Mike Blake/Reuters

3. LOL, Lolo

Winter (and summer) Olympian Lolo Jones tweets a crack about Drake hosting the ESPYs ("It's going to be tough for him to hand out all those awards to Rihanna's ex-boyfriends"). The female hip-pop princess' legion of fans responded with a collective --and profane -- "No, you di'unt!" Lolo Jones Olympic bobsledder Lolo Jones poses for a portrait during the 2013 U.S. Olympic Team Media Summit in Park City, Utah September 30, 2013. Lucas Jackson/Reuters

4. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductions

Inductee Yusuf Islam, a.k.a. Cat Stevens, admits, "I never thought I'd be sharing a stage with Kiss." Or even a record collection.  Yusuf Islam British singer-songwriter and humanitarian Yusuf Islam, commonly known by his former stage name Cat Stevens, performs after he was inducted during 29th annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York April 10, 2014 Lucas Jackson/Reuters

5. Chimps Escape from Kansas City Zoo

Keep an eye out for the one the other chimps refer to as "Caesar."