1. "You Say Pineda, I Say Pedroia"
The Yankees and Red Sox meet for the first of 19 times this season, with pinstripe pitcher Michael Pineda stifling the World Series champs in a 4-1 victory.
2. Father & Son Masters
Craig Stadler, "The Walrus, is 10 over, in 95th place, after one round. His son, Kevin Stadler, "The Smallrus", is two under, tied for fifth. But Daddy already owns a green jacket.
3. LOL, Lolo
Winter (and summer) Olympian Lolo Jones tweets a crack about Drake hosting the ESPYs ("It's going to be tough for him to hand out all those awards to Rihanna's ex-boyfriends"). The female hip-pop princess' legion of fans responded with a collective --and profane -- "No, you di'unt!"
4. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductions
Inductee Yusuf Islam, a.k.a. Cat Stevens, admits, "I never thought I'd be sharing a stage with Kiss." Or even a record collection.
5. Chimps Escape from Kansas City Zoo
Keep an eye out for the one the other chimps refer to as "Caesar."