Starting Five for Monday

Kentucky Wildcats guard Aaron Harrison (2) is mobbed by teammates after defeating the Wisconsin Badgers 74-73 Bob Donnan-USA TODAY Sports

1. UConn-Kentucky Men's NCAA Championship Game

Since 1998, the Huskies and Wildcats are a combined 5-0 in this contest, without, of course, having ever played one another. Something's gotta give. Niels Giffey Connecticut Huskies guard Niels Giffey dunk against the Florida Gators. Bob Donnan-USA TODAY Sports

2. UConn-Notre Dame Women's NCAA Championship Game (Tuesday)

Since 1999, the Huskies and Fighting Irish are a combined 8-2 in this contest, without ever having played one another. UConn is 7-0, the Irish 1-2. notre dame Notre Dame Fighting Irish forward Kayla McBride shoots against Maryland Terrapins forward Tierney Pfirman Joshua Lindsey-USA TODAY Sports

3. Pacer Eraser

Former Eastern Conference leaders have lost eight of 11 and trailed middling Atlanta by 32 at the half last night. At home. Okay, so which of you is (allegedly) dating LeBron's mom? RTR3K6MT Atlanta Hawks guard Jeff Teague drives to the basket with Indiana Pacers guard George Hill Pat Lovell-USA TODAY Sports

4. Veep season premiere.

Selena: "[My book] is called New Beginnings: Our Next American Journey. What do you think?"

Chief of Staff: "It's so full of s*** it's even got a colon smack dab in the middle of it."

5. So You Want to Date Gene Chizik's Daughter?

The ex-Auburn coach flashes his most Marty Hart "A man's game charges a man's price" stare at his daughter's prom date while wearing Under Armour gear. We must protect this house, indeed.