1. UConn-Kentucky Men's NCAA Championship Game
Since 1998, the Huskies and Wildcats are a combined 5-0 in this contest, without, of course, having ever played one another. Something's gotta give.
2. UConn-Notre Dame Women's NCAA Championship Game (Tuesday)
Since 1999, the Huskies and Fighting Irish are a combined 8-2 in this contest, without ever having played one another. UConn is 7-0, the Irish 1-2.
3. Pacer Eraser
Former Eastern Conference leaders have lost eight of 11 and trailed middling Atlanta by 32 at the half last night. At home. Okay, so which of you is (allegedly) dating LeBron's mom?
4. Veep season premiere.
Selena: "[My book] is called New Beginnings: Our Next American Journey. What do you think?"
Chief of Staff: "It's so full of s*** it's even got a colon smack dab in the middle of it."
5. So You Want to Date Gene Chizik's Daughter?
The ex-Auburn coach flashes his most Marty Hart "A man's game charges a man's price" stare at his daughter's prom date while wearing Under Armour gear. We must protect this house, indeed.