1. Bubba Watson
Wins the Masters for the second time in three years.
2. Eat, Drink and Be Murdered
On Game of Thrones, cruel King Joffrey is poisoned at his own wedding. King's Landing police narrowed the list of suspects to "everyone but his mom."
3. Strange Brew
Milwaukee has won nine straight. We should remind you the Brewers also did this last April.
4. More NCAA Union Talk
Northwestern football? Nope. Union College, in Schenactady, N.Y., outlasted powerhouse Minnesota to win the Frozen Four, a.k.a the NCAA hockey championship.
5. "She knows I'm a terrible husband"
The Mad Men season premiere features the Don Draperest line of all time, as he flirts with a young widow (Neve Campbell) on the redeye from L.A.