Starting Five for Tuesday

A woman walks out of the Internal Revenue Service building in New York Shannon Stapleton/Reuters

1. Tax Day

Would our personal tariffs be less if it wasn't so damn expensive for our government to spy on us (I'm totally going to get audited for that)?

2. Michael Phelps Unretires

Decision made while reading "Tinder Has Taken Over Sochi Olympic Village" stories. Michael Phelps Michael Phelps poses with children during a visit to the Rocinha slum complex ahead the Laureus World Sports Awards in Rio de Janeiro March 11, 2013. Pilar Olivares/Reuters

3. Coachella

That's 166 musical acts over a three-day weekend (it repeats this weekend) and none of them are Stacee Jaxx? That's just wrong.

4. Dan Uggla's Grand Slam

Everything you need to know about sports and fandom in one minute. Taunting Phillies fans get their comeuppance. Kudos to Timothy Burke and Deadspin.

5. U.S. Airways Tweet

"Surely, that can't be an actual tweet from a U.S. Airways employee?" "It is an actual tweet and don't call me Shirley."