1. UConn Wins--Again
Geno Auriemma is now nine for nine in national championship games and passes Pat Summitt to stand alone at the, um, summit?, of women's college basketball.
2. Ultimate Warrior, 54, Dies
And only three days after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. As for funeral arrangements, contact The Undertaker.
3. Steve Nash
You know how you pass someone on the all-time assists list? By passing. Lakers point guard moves ahead of Mark Jackson to No. 3, behind only John Stockton and Jason Kidd.
4. Ryan Braun Hits Three Home Runs to Heavy Boos
For you casual fans, Braun is how you say "A-Rod" in National League-ese
5. National Equal Pay Day
Every male politician's "Does this dress make me look fat?" question.