"She did ask for a headlamp on Mother's Day," the comedian quipped.
"Get a haircut, you hippy!"
“She didn’t dye eggs. The only thing she’s been working on is an escape tunnel," Kimmel said.
“Was that too much?” Kimmel said after calling Melania Trump a "Slovenian captive" in the White House.
Jimmy Kimmel and Stephanie Gregory Clifford, also known as Stormy Daniels, discussed her alleged affair with President Donald Trump.
"I have many questions," Jimmy Kimmel said when announcing his upcoming interview with Stormy Daniels.
There was at least one kid who was nice enough to say Trump had "cool hair."
Warning: You may never sleep again.
“Happy lie-2K everybody!”
"If you could save the world, who would you rather sleep with?"