Video Store: Prom Flicks

It's prom season, so bust a move--for the remote. Here are Tip Sheet's top prom pics, and the wise lessons they can teach our nation's young. 'American Pie' (1999) Proms can be fun, but losing your virginity is a serious decision. Also: don't get naked in your parents' kitchen. What the hell is the matter with you?

'Carrie' (1976) Keep in mind that regardless of what happens, your prom won't be the worst.

'Pretty in Pink' (1986) If you have to choose between someone named Duckie and someone in the Brat Pack, stay home and watch "Carrie."

'She's All That' (1999) You, too, can be Pygmalion. Just make sure the ugly girl you choose is actually incredibly hot.

'Whatever It Takes' (2000) Here's the lesson: if you rented this movie, you have god-awful taste. Immediately rethink your tux.