You’re a Liar, Obama! A Liar!!! (Just Kidding.)

The Hillary Clinton campaign attacks Barack Obama's denial of lifelong political ambitions by digging up his kindergarten essay "I Want to Become President." Uh, gotcha? Score: 45

... Then, two days later, after Hillary's campaign gets roasted on a spit for behaving like kindergartners, a spokesman claims it was all just "a joke." Those Clintons. Such kidders. Score: 50

TV host Glenn Beck says fellow Mormon Mitt Romney's faith is "a nonissue ... Who cares?" This is the same guy who once asked a Muslim U.S. congressman to prove he wasn't a terrorist. Score: 62