"Now that you real Americans know the truth, I, Q, need your help."
"Let me tell you something, we tried."
Conversations are happening behind closed doors.
"Bullies aren't allowed in the ring. This is for anti-bullying," Abraham said.
As Trump's star is fought over, the stars of other disgraced and controversial celebrities remain intact and unbothered.
"I definitely get less money than a male in my situation would. Definitely," Wilson said.
"We're not providing any comment on that."
Jordan Peele will continue his stint in genre-filmmaking with a new social-thriller film.
"Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her mother 40 whacks."
Rihanna could usher in a dramatic new trend of thin, painted eyebrows.
"I could see my thumb twitch in some shots and I thought, it's probably only a matter of time."
"No, I didn't Jace. Why are you telling her I pulled a gun out on him? I did not do that."
This is not the only political prank that has been pulled in the state of Colorado.