Twitter users were quick to point out the lack of diversity in the religious affiliations of Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks.
“I didn’t go and see him,” Stone told the Daily Beast. “I dropped off a card to be a smart-ass.”
“So many plumbers on a plane and it has to turn around because of toilet trouble—there’s good humor in that.”
Steve Wynn blamed his ex-wife for the Wall Street Journal report accusing him of sexual misconduct going back decades.
“I want to come home to a home-cooked dinner at six every night," Missouri Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes posted in a letter on Facebook.
“You made all of this happen," Judge Rosemarie Aquilina said. "You made all of these voices matter."
Google believes the solution to the "good morning" madness is its new app, Files Go, which chooses specific files for possible deletion.
“Based on real-time, per-minute page views and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07 a.m. immediately after the warning was sent out,” Pornhub said.
A former assistant staff secretary under President Barack Obama dedicated his first-ever tweet to respond to a report of President Trump’s racist blunder with a career intelligence analyst.