"I love that Colt is completely different than me …and I love that Colt is so f***ing smart."
"Asuelu wasn't paid in coconuts, dumbasses—he made $600 American a month, with no bills."
"Wow...sorry I rattled your chain, @TedCruz," the "Kidding" actor tweeted.
"Today was better. Today felt easier to get through."
"Happiness is letting go of what you think your life is supposed to look like and celebrating it for everything that it is."
Married at First Sight star Amber Martorana took to Instagram to share never-before-seen pictures from the moments leading up to her marriage to Dave Flaherty.
"There were parts of our personalities that were magnified, and he's misunderstood in some ways too."
"Guys I'm fine, please stop worrying about me LOL. You know I like to be overdramatic. Carry on!!" he wrote.
"Sorry for lying to my friends and family," he wrote.