"Think of the traffic jams when Donald J. Trump, future president of the United States, travels to the New York City White House for the weekend."
"When Elvis exploded, kids were no longer just individual appendages on millions of American families...A tribe was born."
"Are the North Koreans serious about peace?"
"David Duke," insists recent convert Sharon Uhl, and LSU student dispirited by minority quotas, "is trying to do for white people what Martin Luther King did for black people."
Gerald Ford is only nine weeks removed from the White House, but it might as well be light-years.
Ford was the first president of the United States to play in a pro-amateur golf tournament.
"The Koreans have faced coldness and subtle discrimination, not only from white Americans, but from ethnic minorities in the area."
"The question of whether or not he would resign was left unresolved, at least in any explicit way."
"Scientists examining interstellar dust have discovered that it contains carbon-rich compounds similar to the primitive molecules believed to have given rise to life on Earth."
"Since a quickie marriage to a U.S. citizen can reduce an alien's waiting time for a visa from five years to three months, marriage brokers for immigrants are doing a booming business."