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"As others have said, you do the 'no, you have it' dance for a minute or so. And then the taller person sits there," said one online respondent.

The European Starling can also do "The Addams Family" theme song and beat box.

"I just feel like it's so unfair on the child to be given a name which is going to cause something as simple as introducing themselves to become a 'thing,'" the baby's aunt wrote.

"You have permanently attached a garage door to your house and failed to request approval from the Architectural Review Committee," a letter stated.

"The picture was taken in my bedroom, and she loves to hide," the cat's owner said.

The video, captioned "just to clarify," has now amassed more than 450,000 views.

"I seriously saw nothing wrong and had to watch a few times before I saw him!" one TikToker admitted.

"Dude with the shopping cart wins however I hope all his classes [are] on the same floor," one TikToker noted.

"I'm not super attractive, I'm not ripped, I don't like going out and I'm not going to spend my entire bank account on a fancy handbag for you," he said.

"God I wish we could all do this. Emails be so formal for no reason," one TikToker said.

"Definitely installing higher locks that the littles can't reach today," the mom joked.

"You cannot claim that this architecture doesn't reflect the surrounding area," one Redditor joked.

The mom said she was "looking forward to the magical day shopping with my girl, seeing her try on her first formal gowns."

"Maybe there wasn't room for two of them. Looks a lot smaller," one TikToker commented.

"When I messaged them asking them to take it down, they offered the option to book my own home."

"I can't think of a better reason to make a flyer tbh," one person tweeted.

"I have a friend who, in other people's words, is besotted with me/borderline obsessed," the mom revealed.

"If they are this disorganized and seem kind of unprofessional, you don't want the job, it's going to be a nightmare," one TikToker commented.

"I'm sorry what the f*** is this filter? Who am I supposed to be? Is this Chandler?" wrote one user.

"The dog being just on top of the sign makes this 10 times better," said one Redditor.

"I don't think she had to be offended. Not every child can be cute," the new dad said.

Explaining why eyes stream whenever we're around onions, Britannica compared it to a form of "botanical warfare."

Business in the front, party in the back is back, and could earn you $17,000.

"I'm following what her vet advised in case she may have swallowed any feathers," her owner said.

New York's St. Patrick's Day parade this week was the first since 2019, after the annual event was cancelled in 2020 and 2021 due to COVID-19 restrictions.

"This woman is going to treat OP like the handmaid in her and Jasper's relationship until the end of time," a Redditor said.

"Bro acted like he really was about that life, seen the gas prices, and immediately turned back," his dad said.

Musician Ludacris also rapped the popular children's book back in 2017.

"From the wise words of Cletus from 'The Simpsons,' 'If God didn't want us to marry our cousins then why did he make them so good lookin,'" one Redditor joked.

The magazine showing pasta and meatballs appears to have caught the dog's attention.