"We LOVE she is special needs! She's such a blessing and brings us so much joy," her owners raved.
"I'm expecting it to be empty, but this sure is a fun mystery to try and solve," she said.
A bride-to-be said she was "floored with the strangeness" of the prospect of her fiancé's ex staying at a hotel near their wedding venue on their big day.
"I don't consider myself selfish for being childless. I determined that I should be childless because I am selfish," the woman claimed.
"Perhaps you are trying to open it from the wrong side?" the host gently suggested, after the guest couldn't open the fridge.
"We knew it was here when we bought the house just didn't know the state of it," the owners confirmed.
"I never expected so many people to confidently think that our air fryer was the cat," the owner mused.
The role has been described as a "sommelier of hot sauces, a surveyor of spiciness, and a specialist of the Scoville scale."
Owner Chelsea McKinnon gives her dog various manicures, including Halloween and Christmas-themed designs.
"All of these parts were once inside a body of a living person, and I think that's super crazy to think about," the funeral worker said.
"After the wedding, she sent me a message that it was nice to see me there, but she would've appreciated if I had respected the 'child-free part'," the sister said.
"Dad, Mom, Grete, Lottchen and Hermann: no one is alive anymore. My pain is unspeakably big," an excerpt from the letter said.
"Ah, the camembert mattress. An excellent choice," joked one TikToker, commenting on the horrifying bed.
"You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign. Pretty wild stuff in there," the contractor said.
"I got the chicken but I lost the chips, they got saturated," the driver admitted while recounting the wild tale.
The bride says her parents told her "if I insist on putting my biological parents before them, then I shouldn't invite them to the wedding."
"I gradually bring it to life, always starting with the eyes," the artist revealed.
"I know I'm not who you were expecting, but your driver got arrested," the police officer said when the customer opened the door.
"I'm just gonna set the house on fire and let insurance handle the rest," joked one TikTok commenter.
The disgruntled party says they were told: "Leo has special circumstances because he's a widower and it's essentially my fault for not providing babysitting options for guests."
"This is the face of everyone still doing Dry January," commented one person on a snap of Bertie looking wistfully at a glass of wine.
"This gets found by the wrong person and you are definitely missing forever," commented one TikToker.
The film, released in 2000, saw Julia Roberts win the Oscar for Best Actress.
A wedding invite said: "This is a golden opportunity for parents to enjoy a night of relaxation and uninhibited revelry!"
"I glanced at my arm and saw a bone trying to poke through skin, I was so stunned that I screamed," she recalled.
The "Dating Show Dissector" will be paid $135 an hour to sit through shows such as "Love Island USA" and "The Bachelor."
"That's cheating my eyes aren't ready for this difficulty level at five in the morning," raged one Twitter user.
The woman posted on Mumsnet about her partner's 13-year-old daughter, whose bad behavior is now being mimicked by her younger siblings.
A couple found a wealth of treasure in an old house revealing a tragic love story during WW2, including a 70-year-old engagement ring.
"I pointed out that his name may be common in the Middle East, but it is also identical to a famous Middle Eastern politician/terrorist leader," she said.