Today in Tabs: Malcolm Godwell

Target screws a third of America, West Virginia can't drink its tap water, and Malcolm Gladwell figures out that whole "religion" thing. Everything from the whole Internet, right here.

Today in Tabs: All Spoilers

A semi-random daily roundup of Internet news which we expect will be useful in a couple centuries when they get around to figuring out what went wrong.

Today in Tabs: Sadvertising

Facebook gets auto-play ads, Brian Stelter gets a Lifetime movie, and Jamie Dimon's holiday card is perfection. Here's everything you meant to read about.