SNL: Ben Stiller's Michael Cohen Blasts Donald Trump—"Now I Know How Khloe Kardashian Feels"

Ben Stiller skewered Michael Cohen in a Saturday Night Live cold open, poking fun at the former Trump lawyer's five-hour testimony to Congress on Wednesday.

Stiller's Cohen assured a mock-House Oversight Committee he was "really" telling the truth this time in a speech that featured President Donald Trump, Khloe Kardashian and even 90s pop icon Natalie Imbruglia.

"Thank you for inviting me here today to correct the record under oath. Of course, the first time I testified was also under oath. But this time, I like really mean it," fake Cohen began.

After describing Trump as a racist, a con-man and a cheat, as the real Cohen did Wednesday, Stiller's Cohen lamented his former loyalty to the president. Comparing his feelings to those of newly single Khloe Kardashian—who recently broke up with partner Tristan Thompson amid claims he was unfaithful —fake Cohen said: "For too many years, I was loyal to a man when I should not have been. Now I know how Khloe Kardashian feels."

He turned to the words of Natalie Imbruglia's 1997 smash hit "Torn" to express his emotions. "I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel. I'm cold. And I'm ashamed. Lying naked on the floor," he said in the impassioned speech. "Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn.

Stiller's Cohen presented a document shared by the former fixer Wednesday: a check allegedly showing Trump reimbursed Cohen for hush money paid to adult actress Stormy Daniels—real name Stephanie Clifford.

Stiller's Cohen presented his a check of his own addressed to the X-rated star. Emblazoned with an array of Looney Tunes characters, it included the note "Love the boobs!"

Referencing a letter the real Cohen said he sent to a high school—threatening legal action if they released Trump's SAT scores—Stiller showed a "Cohen & Associates"-headed picture of a chicken saying: "I'll F***ing Kill You!"

Bill Hader's fake Jim Jordan—a Republican representative from Ohio—blasted "Cohen'"s testimony, calling him a "lying piece of human trash!"

"I'm angry that I have to sit here through this, two-bit, dirtbag, flea circus," the irate fake congressman continued.

On Wednesday, the real Jordan attacked Cohen's testimony, saying: "This might be the first time someone convicted of lying to Congress has appeared again so quickly in front of Congress," and calling the former fixer's remorse "non-existent."

Cohen hit back at the representative's claims. "Shame on you, Mr. Jordan. That is not what I said. Shame on you," he said. "I took responsibility, and I take responsibility.… I am remorseful, and I am going to prison."

Cohen is due to report for a three-year prison sentence on May 6.

Ben Stiller, Michael Cohen
Ben Stiller poses in the press room during the 71st Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 02, 2019 in Hollywood, California. Frazer Harrison/Getty Images