Cheat Sheet: I Came, I Saw... I'm Totally Lost

So now that you've watched "the matrix reloaded," all you need is a 12-year-old to explain it to you. Luckily, Tip Sheet's Devin Gordon is just the stunted adolescent you need. If you haven't seen the movie, stop reading now. (Then again, if you haven't seen the movie, this won't make a lick of sense anyway.)

DID THE MACHINES DESTROY ZION AT THE END OF THE MOVIE? No. Commander Lock ordered a five-ship counterattack on the machines, but it didn't work. The five ships were destroyed, not Zion.

THE ARCHITECT GIVES NEO TWO OPTIONS AND THEY ARE... WHAT? Option 1: He can try to save Trinity and Zion, but if he does, the machines will crash the Matrix and kill every human plugged into it. Option 2: Screw romance, ditch Trinity, save everyone else.

HOW DOES NEO STOP THOSE SENTINELS? Yeah, that's a pickle. Two theories: either Neo really is a godlike figure--or Zion is just another level of the Matrix. Whoa.