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1. Your family started a hotel chain. Which one?
A. Motel Six
B. Hyatt Hotels
C. Hilton Hotels
D. The W
2. Nicole Richie is:
A. Your best friend
B. Your mortal enemy
C. Too fat
D. That girl you did that show with
4. The Rubicon is:
A. A river
B. A birth stone
C. A Jeep
D. A poem by Omar Khayyam
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5. Underpants are:
a. Itchy
b. Unladylike
c. Transparent
d. Racist
6. At a formal prison dinner, your homemade shank should be placed ...
A. Above the finger bowl
B. Outside the salad fork
C. Inside the salad fork
D. Inside the body cavity
7. The dog you most closely resemble is:
A. The Borzoi
B. The Afghan
C. The Cockapoodle
D. The Chihuahua
8. Stavros Niarchos is:
A. Cured by a shot of penicillin
B. A former boyfriend and Greek shipping heir
C. A Mexican appetizer of baked tortilla chips and melted cheese
D. Latin for "that's hot"
9. Which of the following is true of your eponymous debut album?
A. It was called "House of Wax"
B. It had nothing to do with mice OR ponies
C. It was used to torture Guantanamo detainees
D. It is stylistically indebted to Dmitry Shostakovich
10. People are fascinated with you because you are:
A. Classically beautiful yet impishly unconventional
B. Seemingly unself-aware yet media savvy
C. Effortlessly stylish yet genuinely approachable
D. Naked a lot of the time
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