Shaking A Leg, In Pantyhose

They came with ad storyboards to our office, and I got a laugh out of it: the camera panning from the feet up the legs, and me saying, "If beautymist can make my legs look good, imagine what they'll do for yours." When they get up to me, I'm wearing green shorts and a football jersey. We asked our secretary, "What do you think?" She said, "It's cute, but my daddy wouldn't like it. He doesn't think football players should wear pantyhose." So that started us thinking. We went on for about 10 days trying to figure out if we'd offend someone. Finally I just said, "Let's go with our gut feeling. It's humor. I can handle the heat." And it was a lot of fun, though when I looked at it, my stomach turned; I didn't like anything about the way I looked. And some old-timers were perplexed. This guy in Alabama came up to me and said, "You know, Joe Willy, I don't mind you wearing those there pantyhose like that, but Lord, son, did you really shave your legs?"